Funny Facts About Engineers

          

Engineering is considered as one of the most difficult course in the world. You must have heard the fact that “Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been.” They say engineering is not child’s play. One must have some supernatural powers to become an engineer. Given below are the facts which makes engineers awesome.

• For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
• An engineer learns to power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching in the class at 9.30 am.
• T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
• A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first brake that thing and than he would fix it. This is his lab work you don’t have any right to disturb him.
• An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
• An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.
• An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem than they will create one and would start solving it.
• An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if he have.
• An engineer can have Dr. title but a doctor can’t have Er. title.
• An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
• Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE.
  This is how Engineers flirt.
• Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer “never mind.”
• An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
• An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
• An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
• An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
• An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
• Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
• The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!” 
• No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand.
• There is always a hidden folder in engineers laptop.

Now when you have opted for engineering than don’t regret it. Enjoy engineering because we are the engineers and we rocks.
Cheers.