Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse pyar karta tha ...

 Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse beinteha pyar karta tha.....
ab to tu khud mohabbat ban chali aaye to mujhe farq nahi padta..

Ek Waqt tha jab teri parwah kiya karta tha .......
ab to tu meri khatir fana bhi ho jaye tho ab far nahi padta..

Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe hazaro message likha  karta tha.....
(social media ka zamana hai ussi pe likha hai )
or koi kaam na tha mera,bas din bhar tera last seen dekha karta tha.....
ab tho arsaa beet gya hai visit kiye hue teri profile ko
ja ja ab tu 24 ghante online rah le MUJHE farq nahi padta .......
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse bichad jaane ka dar laga rahta tha ......

Tu kahi chhod na de is khayal se sahma sahma sa rahta tha....
(ab  tu  sun le..)
ab itna jaleel hua hu tere ishq me
itna jaleel hua hu teri roz roz ki chorne ki baton se
ki ab tu ek kya 100 martaba chor jaye mujhe farq nahi padta.....
 Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse beinteha pyar karta tha.....

Ek Waqt tha jab tujh bin ek pal bhi na rah skta tha....
Bechain gumshuda sa AKELEpan se darta tha,
lekin ab sun le
Itna waqt bitha chuka hu is akelepan me,
ki ab to taumar tanha rahna pad jaye tho farq nahi padta ...
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..

Ek waqt tha jab tujhe koi chu leta to mera khun khoul utha tha,
Or isliye kayi dafa main in hawao se bair pala karta tha,
arey apne husn ke siwa kuch nahi hai tere pas agar,
       TO JAAA
Tu kisi or ke saath hambistar bhi ho jaye to mujhe farq nahi padta ...
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse pyar karta tha ...

Itna gurur kiya tune apne is mitti ke jism par,
       JAA 
Tera ye jism kisi or ka ho jaye mujhe farq nahi padta......
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..

Ek Waqt tha jab  khuda se tere liye mannate mangta tha,
mujhe khud to kuch chahiye na tha
bass tere liye apne khuda ko aajmaata tha ,
      lekin ab sun le
Ab Na jhukta hu,na poojta hu,na manta hu kisi ko
Ab to bhale tu khud khuda ban chali aaye tho  mujhe farq nahi padta ..
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhse pyar karta tha ...

Ek Waqt tha jab sher likha karta tha tere liye or sunata tha mahfilo me ,
Arrey ab to arse baad likhi hai adhuri si kaviya tujhpe
(tujpe likhi hai isliye adhuri bol rha hu)
or sun le
ab aage se kuch bhi naa likha jaye mujhe farq nahi padta ..
Btana agar tujhko mil jaye muj jaisa koi or agar
ja ab tu auro ko aajma le mujhe farq nahi padta..
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..

Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe hazaro ki bhid me pahchan liya karta tha,
Hizab me hoti agar to aankho se pahchan kiya karta tha

Areey,

ab tho nigahon se ojhal kiya hai mian ne tujhe iss kadar
ki iss bhid me tu kahi padh bhi rahi hai tho mujhe farq nahi padta..
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..

kair phir bhi karta hu shukriya tere,
Tujhe khone se main ne bahut kuch paa liya hai,
Nazme,gazale,shayriyan sab mil gayi hai mujhe,
or inhone to jaise gale se laga liya hai,
Ab to mujhe sun ne wale  bhi hai,chahne wale bhi hai or daad dene wale bhi hai ,
lekin sun le ki ab itna bekhauf ho gaya hu,
ki ab tho ye sab bhi chod jaye to mujhe farq nahi padta...
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..

arrey ab khud hi me ho gaya hai mast sanjay itna ...
ki koi padhe ya naa padhe farq nahi padta.......
kair chahta tho nahi tha ki tujhe yu benaqab karu sabke sammne,
lekin sun le ki
Ek bewafa meri kalam se beizaat ho jaye to farq nahi padta..
Ek Waqt tha jab tujhe pyar karta tha..
yaad kar vo waqt jab ek lafz nahi sun pata tha tere khilaf,
or ab dekh yaha aake teri tauhin par taliya baj rhi hai tho mujhe farq nahi padtha

EK DIN

Dil se khush tha first tym ofc gaya tha mein jis din
free ki coffee maal bandiyan sheeshe vali building
ac ofc english toilet guard ne b salute kiya 
sham ko shared auto mein vo he guard bola side ho 
tab laga k ye real nahi hai bas 1 drama hai 
gadhe se kaam karana hai to chara b to dikhana hai
hi class show karte khud ko bhale ghanta b na ho 
20000 mein sochte hain employee khareed liya ho
9 ghante ruko bhale he seat pe so jao 
sick leave leni ho hafte bhar pehle batao
director ka mail aaye thanks for ur xpertise 
client billing ho 200 dollar tumhe mile 20
english bol na pana is a criminal offense 
for a manager who thinks did is future tense 
college mein to gaali dena b nahi thi baat badi
yahan mail mein plz likha ho lagta hai chappal padi

1 din log appreciation denge advice nahi kuch khareedu to apno ki khushi dekhunga price nahi
1 din ladkiyan interesting samjhengi ajeeb nahi or kaam me mehnat notice hogi gender ya jeeb nahi
1 din okaat tezi se badegi age nahi fir bhi 1 ladki mera pyaar dekhegi package nahi
1 din kaam junoon hoga museebat nahi or failure bas galti hogi meri kismat nahi


choti c bachelor life g bharke g lo 
theke se daaru leke khopche mein p lo
ya fir f bar mein jake apna katvalo 
itna kharcha karte ho to facebook pe b daalo
koi zada friendly ho to dar lagta hai kaat na de
senior se sab kuch bak de piche se laat pade 
vo bhi na ho to dar lagta hai sala gay na ho 
gay ko to chodho uske bheje mein amway na ho
team mein bandi 1 or bande honge 6 
tl even manager b usi k peeche
call aya bhai sign out karde mein bhool gaya somehow 
mein bola password kya hai he said manisha rao
1 nazar mein scan nikale bandi ki geometry ka 
ata inko sahi use corporate directory ka
1 playboy hai jo chai pe jaye to ladki khud deti hai pese 
hafte bhar mein flat pe le jata hai pata nai kese

1 din log appreciation denge advice nahi kuch khareedu to apno ki khushi dekhunga price nahi
1 din ladkiyan interesting samjhengi ajeeb nahi or kaam me mehnat notice hogi gender ya jeeb nahi
1 din okaat tezi se badegi age nahi fir bhi 1 ladki mera pyaar dekhegi package nahi
1 din kaam junoon hoga museebat nahi or failure bas galti hogi meri kismat nahi

x gf ka status update shaadi kar rahi hu 
iim k passout se or mauritius mein honeymoon
mein ab b metro mein daily seat k liye ladta hu 
3 saal se hua nahi par cat k liye padhta hu
1-1 karke nikal gaye sab canada US dubai
shayad mein b jaunga ya shayad nai
shaadi k liye rishta dhoondna bhi 1 competition 
IGNOU ki BA pass ko lagte 25000 bhi kam
lagta hai gurgaon ki bheed mein kahin kho chuka hu 
sunke acha nai lagta mein 25 ka ho chuka hu
baal jhadne se lage hain pate nikal he gaya 
rassi to kab ki jal gai ab lagta hai bal b gaya
agal bagal k baalo se ganjepan ko bhar leta hu 
koi ladki dekhti hai to pate andar kar leta hu
seediyan dushman lagti hain dodne mein saans chadh jata 
shoe lace tak jhukna mushkil indian style mein kar nai pata
ghar kabhi jaldi aau to sochta hu laptop kholu 
fir lagta hai daily so nai pata thoda zada so lu
bagal se daily nikalta hu par ja nai pata india gate pe 
arsa beet gaya hai tv nai dekha sofe pe lait k
ofc mein to pata ni chalte sardi garmi barsaat 
na holi diwali or na he din ya raat
bethe rehte hain saare corporate k kooye mein 
zindagi udti hai daily cigrate k dhooye me

1 din log appreciation denge advice nahi kuch khareedu to apno ki khushi dekhunga price nahi
1 din ladkiyan interesting samjhengi ajeeb nahi or kaam me mehnat notice hogi gender ya jeeb nahi
1 din okaat tezi se badegi age nahi fir bhi 1 ladki mera pyaar dekhegi package nahi
1 din kaam junoon hoga museebat nahi or failure bas galti hogi meri kismat nahi

Rap

Yeh jo ruk rahe hain
Woh fukre hain
Hum aashiq hain tabhi jhuk rahe hain
RAA!


Teri taarifon ke toh pul baandh doon
Par tujhe pehle apne baare mein gyaan doon
Jaan dete honge dooje
Par mujhe toh saath jeena tere hai
Main kyon jaan doon

Meri baby hai lady
Nahi koi samaan
Mujhe dikkat unse
Jinki gandi zubaan

Unko farak nahi
Kya ghalat kya sahi
Yeh bache kaise saath denge tera meri jaan
Tujhe plane chahiye
Bas man nahi Superman chahiye
Aira gera nahi Gentleman chahiye
Tu woh nahi jisko ki brand chahiye
Ya night stand chahiye

I know…
Tujhe kaise karna hai treat
Tujhe dinner le jaana piche karke teri seat
Teri yehi hai umeed main na karun cheat
Don’t worry!
Main number saare kar chuka delete

Mana ki vo

Mana ki vo meri sbkuch thi or m uska kuch ni...
par kaash!!!Vo bhi toh kbi mujhe is najareye se dekh pati :) ;)

mana ki vo mujhe sad dekh kar kabi gale se na lgati
par kaash !!! Mujhe sad dekh kar ek chota sa joke toh sunati ..:)

Mana ki vo mujhe apna BF na banati ....
par kaash!!!BF na sahi apna best friend toh banati :) :)

Mana ki vo mere saath kabhi ghumne na jati
par kaash!!! ek baar milne toh zarur aati :) :)

Mana ki vo mujhse hass kar baat na kr pati ...
par kaash!!! ek baar mujhpe todha gussa hi kr jati :) :)

Mana ki vo apni life me bahut buzy h ......
par kassh!!! kabhi whatsapp ya facebook par ek msg hi kar jati :) :)

Mana ki vo mujhse kbi pyar na kar pati....
par kassh!!! sapne me hi sahi ek baar haa toh bol jati :) :)

Mana ki usse mere hone ka ehsaas na tha...
par kaash!!! jate-jate ek choti se smile toh de jati :) :)

mana ki mujhme usse bolne ki himmt na thi ....
par kaash!!! kabhi vo bi toh mere ishara samjh pati :) :)

mana ki vo aaj bhi apni zindagi me bahut khus hogi...
par kaash!!!kya pta kabhi na kabhi aaj bhi mujhe yaad toh karti hogi :) :)

mana ki vo apne BF ko na chhod pati ......
par kaash mujhe uska backup tho banati :) :)

mana ki meri hi nahi bahuto ki kahani aisi hi h
par kaash!!! Meri na sahi kisi ki toh puri ho jati :) 

Sach kahoon...?

Sach kahoon...?
uske jaane ka gam toh aaj bi h...
pr iss baat ka jikr m kisi se ni karta
ky fyda,jab use hi frk ni pdta...
toh bhala m bi kisse jikr krta

Sach kahoon...?
uski yaad toh aaj bi aati h..
har pal har lamha mere dil ko satati h .
par ky fyda in yaado ka bi
jo sirf mujhe hi uski yaad dilati h ..

Sach kahoon...?
raato me nind toh aaj bhi aati h..
par bina puche daily daily vo bi toh
mere khaabo me chali aati hai
par kya fyda, un khaabo kabi ..
jisme vo mujhe mil hi ni pati h ..

Sach kahoon...?
use dekhne ka mann toh aaj bi bahut karta hai ..
sari social networking site pe
usko search karne ka mann karta hai
par kya fyda, use search kr ke bhi ..
uska tho mujhse baat krne ka bi mann ni karta ...

Sach kahoon...?
mulakat toh m aaj bi bahut logo se karta hu ..
kabhi akela toh kabhi un k sth bi chalta hu ..
par kya fyda,un k sath chalne ka
jab m unse bhi teri hi baat krta hu

Sach kahoon...?
m aaj bhi tere liye duniya se lad jata hu ..
or kahi na kahi teri parchayi dekh kr hi khus ho jata hu
par kya fyda,is khusika bhi ..
jab m tujhe hi nahi khus kar pata hu ..

Sach kahoon...?
Is dil me jagah aaj bhi tere liye khali hai ..
tu hi mera sab kuch thi ye baat bhi mani hai ...
par kya fyda,ye toh tujhe bi pta h..
konsa is dil me koi dusri aa jani h..

Sach kahoon...?
kahi na kahi pyar toh usse m aaj bhi karta hu ..
or badla kuch nahi hai kahne se toh m aaj bhi darta hu ..
par kya fyda, uss pyar ka bhi ..
jo sirf m hi usse karta hu ..

Sach kahoon...?
ab tujhe bhula dene ki kasam khaani hai ..
tujhe dil dimaag har jagah se bhar nikalne ki thani hai
par kya fyda, ye sab kr k bhi .......
tu toh mujhe pahle hi bhul chuki hai ..
tujhe konsa meri yaad aani hai ..

Sach kahoon...?
aaj bhi jar roj ek nayi shikh sikhta hu ..
app logo se inspire ho k hi toh todha bahut likhta hu ..
par kya fyda.is likhne ka bhi ..
vahi ni sunti jis k liye likhta hu ............

hey suno na Sach kahoon...?

Hey u know
Sach kahoon...?
tum jo bhi ho bahut hi accha likhti ho...

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it's just a try to give answer to your poetry I know I m too bad but if you like it please reply

hnn mana ki main tumhari sab kuch thi. .par tumbhi mere liye sabse khash the... :(
hnn mana ki tumhe sad dekhr gale se na lagati ..par tumse chup kar us khuda se jarur dua mangti :(
hnn mana ki main tumhe apna bf nhi banati. .par tumhra hath jarur thamti :(
hnn mana ki tumhre sath kabhi ghumne nhi jati
par tumhre liye haste haste us khuda ke pas jarur chali jati :(
hn mana ki tumse has Kar bat nhi krti. .par tumhre chahre pe hasi lane ke liye kuch bhi Kar jati :(
hnn sahi kha tumne main busy hu apne life me.hu ....par ek pal asa na aya jab tumhe yad na kiya :(
hnn main tumse kabhi pyr na krti. ..par tumhre jase dost ko khona bhi nhi chati:(
hann mana mughe tumhre hone ka eyshash nhi tha. .par tumhre jane ke bad akelepan se jarur takrati. ..... :(
hnn tughe Bolney ki himat nhi thi. .r na hi mughe tumhre akho me dard dekhne ki himmat thi :(
hnn main tumhre isare samghne lagi thi. ..isliye to tughse dur hone lagi thi :(
hnn main khush hu ap ne zindigi me . .par adhuri hu tumhre bina
tum to roz yad ate ho r hal bar ki trah meri chahre pe muskuraht ki wagh bantey ho... :(
Ky ase thi hmari dosti....itni jaldi tut gayi ...kya mere ek na se tm is trah mughe chr ke chal gye. .ki. ..kabhi vapas laut kar bhi nhi aye. :(

15 Things Every Man Must Do Before Getting Married

• . Buy all the gadgets you want. You never know if your spouse will give you that kind of freedom and liberty
• Watch all the action movies you wanted. Post marriage, your taste in movies will get 'refined' to more sober fare
• Learn not to swear ever. This can be a problem if you are habituated to it, but no woman will take your constant swearing - even if its harmless. 
•  Call up all your friends from school and college and meet them. Before leaving, tell them about your wedding and invite them with your formal wedding card.
• Go through a heartbreak. If you cant reason or do not know how to talk to women and express yourself, you marriage will hit the wrong notes pretty soon.
•  If you have no experience in dealing with women, married life can get difficult after a while. Have a fling and learn from it.
•  Learn how to cook. Not only will this help you win brownie points with your future wife, it can also be a life-saver during unexpected situations.
• Get your finances in order. No matter how badly you have screwed up until now, your bank balance needs to start looking better ASAP
• Learn how you will manage your money with your partner. You can squander all your money while she may want to save for the apocalypse. Unless you can come to terms with the way you will deal with your money, things can get sour very quickly. 
• Travel alone. Go someplace by yourself and discover a part of you that you thought never existed. You will be grateful for the experience.
• Take all the courses you wanted to take. That guitar class you wanted to take? Or Spanish lessons you always thought youd take? Well, it is now or never to do them.
•  Follow your passion. Because most of us have a disconnect between our jobs and what we really want to do. Find out what your passion is and spend some time following it, even if it is something as random as living in a kibbutz.
•  Decide your position on children. When? How many? Financial position before having child? Discussing these questions is the first step of tempering expectations and moving ahead in wedded bliss.
• Start living like a decent human being. If you give directions in your house based on cigarette butts and uncorked bottles lying around then you need a crash course in how to start leading a normal life. You are not living in a hostel or PG anymore. Get the point.
•  Know your limitations. To make a marriage work, it is important to know your own limitations first before getting to your partners. There can be potential make-or-break situations once you decide what your breaking point is when it comes to various day-to-day things.

Best thing to do after losing job tomorrow..?

1. Tell everyone you know you’re looking for a job. Network on LinkedIn and other social media.
2. File for unemployment
3. Prioritize your bills - must have (electric), want to have (cable), can be late (credit cards), can ignore/deferred (paying back your brother/student loan). Know when you’re
4. going to run out of money.
5. Plan for bankruptcy. There’s never a better time.
6. Look into tapping your 401k after being laid off. Yes, it’s a bad idea… but better than homeless.
7. Spend 50 hours a week looking for jobs in your field. Do this locally for a week, then spread out nationally if possible. Look for remote positions if you cannot move. Customize EVERY resume using key words from the job description. Have 40 bullet points and skills/results for your resume - use 25 on any given resume.
8. Looking for a job is NOW your full-time job.
9. After a national search in your field, go outside your field.
10. After savings and unemployment are gone, take ANY job. File for federal assistance.
11. Spend 15 hours a week looking out for yourself. Get to the gym. Start running. Make lunch plans with colleagues and friends. Immerse yourself in a hobby you used to love (after the job search hours are done).
12. Go to parks with the kids. Take your wife out on a date to just watch the stars.
13. Don’t panic or get stressed out. You’ve been without money before. You’ll be fine in a few months.

[Edit: I was laid off seven months ago. This is how I prioritized.

Your situation may be different. Your retirement may be a higher prioritization. Your credit score may be a bigger deal to you. You may not be able to move to a different part of the country.

For me, it worked fine. I had a job offer 7 weeks later. I moved for the new job 10 weeks later about 500 miles north.

• Thanks for reading]