Monday, 19 February 2018

Rap

Yeh jo ruk rahe hain
Woh fukre hain
Hum aashiq hain tabhi jhuk rahe hain
RAA!


Teri taarifon ke toh pul baandh doon
Par tujhe pehle apne baare mein gyaan doon
Jaan dete honge dooje
Par mujhe toh saath jeena tere hai
Main kyon jaan doon

Meri baby hai lady
Nahi koi samaan
Mujhe dikkat unse
Jinki gandi zubaan

Unko farak nahi
Kya ghalat kya sahi
Yeh bache kaise saath denge tera meri jaan
Tujhe plane chahiye
Bas man nahi Superman chahiye
Aira gera nahi Gentleman chahiye
Tu woh nahi jisko ki brand chahiye
Ya night stand chahiye

I know…
Tujhe kaise karna hai treat
Tujhe dinner le jaana piche karke teri seat
Teri yehi hai umeed main na karun cheat
Don’t worry!
Main number saare kar chuka delete

Sunday, 18 February 2018

Mana ki vo


Mana ki vo meri sbkuch thi or m uska kuch ni...
par kaash!!!Vo bhi toh kbi mujhe is najareye se dekh pati  
mana ki vo mujhe sad dekh kar kabi gale se na lgati
par kaash !!! Mujhe sad dekh kar ek chota sa joke toh sunati ..
Mana ki vo mujhe apna BF na banati ....
par kaash!!!BF na sahi apna best friend toh banati  
Mana ki vo mere saath kabhi ghumne na jati
par kaash!!! ek baar milne toh zarur aati  
Mana ki vo mujhse hass kar baat na kr pati ...
par kaash!!! ek baar mujhpe todha gussa hi kr jati  
Mana ki vo apni life me bahut buzy h ......
par kassh!!! kabhi whatsapp ya facebook par ek msg hi kar jati  
Mana ki vo mujhse kbi pyar na kar pati....
par kassh!!! sapne me hi sahi ek baar haa toh bol jati  
Mana ki usse mere hone ka ehsaas na tha...
par kaash!!! jate-jate ek choti se smile toh de jati  
mana ki mujhme usse bolne ki himmt na thi ....
par kaash!!! kabhi vo bi toh mere ishara samjh pati  
mana ki vo aaj bhi apni zindagi me bahut khus hogi...
par kaash!!!kya pta kabhi na kabhi aaj bhi mujhe yaad toh karti hogi  
mana ki vo apne BF ko na chhod pati ......
par kaash mujhe uska backup tho banati  
mana ki meri hi nahi bahuto ki kahani aisi hi h
par kaash!!! Meri na sahi kisi ki toh puri ho jati  

Sach kahoon...?


Sach kahoon...?
uske jaane ka gam toh aaj bi h...
pr iss baat ka jikr m kisi se ni karta
ky fyda,jab use hi frk ni pdta...
toh bhala m bi kisse jikr krta
Sach kahoon...?
uski yaad toh aaj bi aati h..
har pal har lamha mere dil ko satati h .
par ky fyda in yaado ka bi
jo sirf mujhe hi uski yaad dilati h ..
Sach kahoon...?
raato me nind toh aaj bhi aati h..
par bina puche daily daily vo bi toh
mere khaabo me chali aati hai
par kya fyda, un khaabo kabi ..
jisme vo mujhe mil hi ni pati h ..
Sach kahoon...?
use dekhne ka mann toh aaj bi bahut karta hai ..
sari social networking site pe
usko search karne ka mann karta hai
par kya fyda, use search kr ke bhi ..
uska tho mujhse baat krne ka bi mann ni karta ...
Sach kahoon...?
mulakat toh m aaj bi bahut logo se karta hu ..
kabhi akela toh kabhi un k sth bi chalta hu ..
par kya fyda,un k sath chalne ka
jab m unse bhi teri hi baat krta hu
Sach kahoon...?
m aaj bhi tere liye duniya se lad jata hu ..
or kahi na kahi teri parchayi dekh kr hi khus ho jata hu
par kya fyda,is khusika bhi ..
jab m tujhe hi nahi khus kar pata hu ..
Sach kahoon...?
Is dil me jagah aaj bhi tere liye khali hai ..
tu hi mera sab kuch thi ye baat bhi mani hai ...
par kya fyda,ye toh tujhe bi pta h..
konsa is dil me koi dusri aa jani h..
Sach kahoon...?
kahi na kahi pyar toh usse m aaj bhi karta hu ..
or badla kuch nahi hai kahne se toh m aaj bhi darta hu ..
par kya fyda, uss pyar ka bhi ..
jo sirf m hi usse karta hu ..
Sach kahoon...?
ab tujhe bhula dene ki kasam khaani hai ..
tujhe dil dimaag har jagah se bhar nikalne ki thani hai
par kya fyda, ye sab kr k bhi .......
tu toh mujhe pahle hi bhul chuki hai ..
tujhe konsa meri yaad aani hai ..
Sach kahoon...?
aaj bhi jar roj ek nayi shikh sikhta hu ..
app logo se inspire ho k hi toh todha bahut likhta hu ..
par kya fyda.is likhne ka bhi ..
vahi ni sunti jis k liye likhta hu ............


hey suno na Sach kahoon...?

Hey u know
Sach kahoon...?
tum jo bhi ho bahut hi accha likhti ho...
it's just a try to give answer to your poetry I know I m too bad but if you like it please reply
hnn mana ki main tumhari sab kuch thi. .par tumbhi mere liye sabse khash the... 
hnn mana ki tumhe sad dekhr gale se na lagati ..par tumse chup kar us khuda se jarur dua mangti 
hnn mana ki main tumhe apna bf nhi banati. .par tumhra hath jarur thamti 
hnn mana ki tumhre sath kabhi ghumne nhi jati
par tumhre liye haste haste us khuda ke pas jarur chali jati 
hn mana ki tumse has Kar bat nhi krti. .par tumhre chahre pe hasi lane ke liye kuch bhi Kar jati 
hnn sahi kha tumne main busy hu apne life me.hu ....par ek pal asa na aya jab tumhe yad na kiya 
hnn main tumse kabhi pyr na krti. ..par tumhre jase dost ko khona bhi nhi chati
hann mana mughe tumhre hone ka eyshash nhi tha. .par tumhre jane ke bad akelepan se jarur takrati. ..... 
hnn tughe Bolney ki himat nhi thi. .r na hi mughe tumhre akho me dard dekhne ki himmat thi 
hnn main tumhre isare samghne lagi thi. ..isliye to tughse dur hone lagi thi 
hnn main khush hu ap ne zindigi me . .par adhuri hu tumhre bina
tum to roz yad ate ho r hal bar ki trah meri chahre pe muskuraht ki wagh bantey ho... 
Ky ase thi hmari dosti....itni jaldi tut gayi ...kya mere ek na se tm is trah mughe chr ke chal gye. .ki. ..kabhi vapas laut kar bhi nhi aye. 

15 Things Every Man Must Do Before Getting Married



  • . Buy all the gadgets you want. You never know if your spouse will give you that kind of freedom and liberty
  • Watch all the action movies you wanted. Post marriage, your taste in movies will get 'refined' to more sober fare
  • Learn not to swear ever. This can be a problem if you are habituated to it, but no woman will take your constant swearing - even if its harmless. 
  •  Call up all your friends from school and college and meet them. Before leaving, tell them about your wedding and invite them with your formal wedding card.
  • Go through a heartbreak. If you cant reason or do not know how to talk to women and express yourself, you marriage will hit the wrong notes pretty soon.
  •  If you have no experience in dealing with women, married life can get difficult after a while. Have a fling and learn from it.
  •  Learn how to cook. Not only will this help you win brownie points with your future wife, it can also be a life-saver during unexpected situations.
  • Get your finances in order. No matter how badly you have screwed up until now, your bank balance needs to start looking better ASAP
  • Learn how you will manage your money with your partner. You can squander all your money while she may want to save for the apocalypse. Unless you can come to terms with the way you will deal with your money, things can get sour very quickly. 
  • Travel alone. Go someplace by yourself and discover a part of you that you thought never existed. You will be grateful for the experience.
  • Take all the courses you wanted to take. That guitar class you wanted to take? Or Spanish lessons you always thought youd take? Well, it is now or never to do them.
  •  Follow your passion. Because most of us have a disconnect between our jobs and what we really want to do. Find out what your passion is and spend some time following it, even if it is something as random as living in a kibbutz.
  •  Decide your position on children. When? How many? Financial position before having child? Discussing these questions is the first step of tempering expectations and moving ahead in wedded bliss.
  • Start living like a decent human being. If you give directions in your house based on cigarette butts and uncorked bottles lying around then you need a crash course in how to start leading a normal life. You are not living in a hostel or PG anymore. Get the point.
  •  Know your limitations. To make a marriage work, it is important to know your own limitations first before getting to your partners. There can be potential make-or-break situations once you decide what your breaking point is when it comes to various day-to-day things.

Best thing to do after losing job tomorrow..?

  1. Tell everyone you know you’re looking for a job. Network on LinkedIn and other social media.
  2. File for unemployment
  3. Prioritize your bills - must have (electric), want to have (cable), can be late (credit cards), can ignore/deferred (paying back your brother/student loan). Know when you’re
  4. going to run out of money.
  5. Plan for bankruptcy. There’s never a better time.
  6. Look into tapping your 401k after being laid off. Yes, it’s a bad idea… but better than homeless.
  7. Spend 50 hours a week looking for jobs in your field. Do this locally for a week, then spread out nationally if possible. Look for remote positions if you cannot move. Customize EVERY resume using key words from the job description. Have 40 bullet points and skills/results for your resume - use 25 on any given resume.
  8. Looking for a job is NOW your full-time job.
  9. After a national search in your field, go outside your field.
  10. After savings and unemployment are gone, take ANY job. File for federal assistance.
  11. Spend 15 hours a week looking out for yourself. Get to the gym. Start running. Make lunch plans with colleagues and friends. Immerse yourself in a hobby you used to love (after the job search hours are done).
  12. Go to parks with the kids. Take your wife out on a date to just watch the stars.
  13. Don’t panic or get stressed out. You’ve been without money before. You’ll be fine in a few months.
[Edit: I was laid off seven months ago. This is how I prioritized.
Your situation may be different. Your retirement may be a higher prioritization. Your credit score may be a bigger deal to you. You may not be able to move to a different part of the country.
For me, it worked fine. I had a job offer 7 weeks later. I moved for the new job 10 weeks later about 500 miles north.

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Friday, 4 March 2016

What distinguishes an IITian from non-IITian ?

Many a times, I wondered what lies the major difference between an IITian and non-IITian. Is it like just their IQ-level and presence-of-mind that distinguishes these people ? Is it their intelligence  that attracts companies like Google, Microsoft, etc and they never need to worry about the placements…? Whatever field an IITian chose he gets success, anything be it Civil Services or GATE or CAT. I am NOT an IITian but definitely I had once been an IIT aspirant, so here is a brief note of my experience for all those who dream to be IITian.
Yes, its true, definitely the IITian could ‘think a better solution’ than us because they are more ‘focussed’ towards their goals. They are passionate to look for solutions not like the ones who says “Ohh! this seems to be impossible for me..I quit” Always learn to solve rather than complicate things if you wanted to achieve success. The most important thing, it is not brain that makes an IITian exceptional but it is their decision-making and priorities that distinguishes from the rest of crowd.
We have GATE examination conducted today for Post-Graduate courses. I have many colleagues giving out that examination but I fear hardly anyone looks to be so keen to get into IITs. I had been into regular touch with few friends regarding their GATE preparations. “Mann nahin lag raha abhii padne kaa...” is one of the pet dialogues makes me wonder “Come on yaar, it is your priorities today that will ultimately decide your fate tomorrow.” Most of us had the perception that we just need to get a good GATE score because this would give them an edge for some companies. I feel, it is here that we lack most of the times, we are still not focussed. It shows that still our motive is somewhat if somewhere I do not get 99+ percentile or something atleast I would get into some good company that considers GATE score.  In some manner, it shows the lack of confidence in our abilities. THIS is what distinguishes an IITian from non-IITian.
If you wish to achieve success then its nothing like you need to be intelligent enough but its your DECISIONS that shall give you recognition. If we are not focussed or dedicated towards our goals, then it will only get tough be it we try for GATE or CAT or anything. We need to very sure what we want to see ourself as a successful person. Like, when I appeared for JEE, there was feeling if I do not get into IITs, I would get some NIT atleast, and in any case UPTU is always in backup. Haah!!
Whenever you do any job or whatever, give your 100% . Take this as a challenge and then shoot the stars. If once you think that I am not fit for this work/study then I am sure you really are NOT fit. Go for something else buddy. It is not your brain that is responsible for stopping you from getting into companies like Google and Microsoft but its you yourself. When you do not trust yourself, why the hell will they trust your abilities ?
Stay focussed in your targets…. :)